a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
His tags: #visited the pastel world #it was pink
Hahaha omg made me lol in class!
i found this on a usb stick i dont remember when i drew it but ok
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
ROYSTON VASEY NOTES & NEWS
Madmoiselle Jaqueline DuBois, President of the Royston Vasey Montgolfier Society, has ingeniously made a tiny replica of a Montgolfier balloon out of one of her bras. She intends to launch the tiny Montgolfier to mark the first expermental flight by the Montgolfier brothers.
A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.
god bless butt plug gnome